Gassquatch - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL A vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts

A vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts a single-story yellow-gold building with large windows and a chevron-patterned black-and-white palm trunk to the right

Johnny's Coffee Shop stood on Main Street in Sarasota

Getting called a malakas by your own brother while the world melts down is peak family dysfunction

Telling a made guy he's funny is either a death wish or the greatest comedy bit ever improvised over dinner

and blue bulbs flank the portrait

Gassquatch - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL A vintage hand-drawn illustration depictsSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text